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Hello internet friends!
Yes, I’m a sex worker. No, I don’t hate myself. Yes, I pay my taxes (shocking, I know). And guess what? I’m actually really happy doing what I do. Like, sing-in-the-shower, twirl-in-my-lingerie, smile-at-strangers happy.
You see, when people think of sex work, they often imagine a grim black-and-white documentary with lots of sad piano music. Meanwhile, here I am sipping an a cup of tea in a face mask on, comfy over sized T shirt and slippers, planning my Halloween outfit which happens to be a Chucky doll (a sexy one)
So, let me tell you why being a sex worker is actually kind of awesome.
1. I Set My Own Hours (no boring 9-5)
My office hours are whenever I feel hot and caffeinated which is most of the time let’s be real. Morning start? Sure. Midnight start? Why not
Flexibility is the real luxury here. Need a mental health day? Done. Want to visit your bestie mid-week or enjoy the beautiful weather and take my dog to the beach … absolutely! Having the freedom to set my own hours but also still have the structure of a roster is definitely a blissful feeling.
2. The Work Uniform is Incredible
Forget blazers and boring grey or beige. My work wardrobe includes a nice pair of heels, sexy lingerie, stunning stand out dresses and the occasional fishnets.
Of course there’s the requests for something a little outside the box (which I absolutely invite).
3. The People Are Hilarious
My clients? A delightful buffet of humanity. Some are sweet, some are spicy, and some just want to talk about Star Trek while I show them my feet. I’ve seen more role-play than an improv troupe, and honestly, I should be getting an Oscar at this point.
Also: I’ve never met a fellow sex worker who wasn’t smart, funny, and ready with lube AND life advice. We are the Swiss army knives of emotional intelligence, and bonds can be made with people we have the chance to learn about and love, that maybe everyday life wouldn’t give the opportunity.
4. Sex Positivity!
Being a sex worker has taught me more about communication, consent, and confidence than any self-help book ever could. I know my boundaries, I know my worth, and I’m not afraid to say “no,” “yes,” or “only if you tip first’.
Plus, talking openly about bodies and pleasure Is liberating.
5. I Make People Happy (And That’s Kind of Beautiful)
Whether it’s a lonely person feeling seen, a couple rekindling the spark, or someone discovering a kink they never knew they had (degradation and humiliation, anyone?), I get to bring joy, connection, and good vibes—sometimes battery-operated ones—into people’s lives.
That’s not shameful.. it’s wonderful
Final Thought: It's Not Everyone’s Cup of Tea (But I’m Someone’s Triple Espresso)
Sex work isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for me? It’s empowering, hilarious, profitable, and filled with unexpected moments of real human connection.
So the next time someone says, “You’re just a sex worker,” I’ll be over here, laughing all the way to the bank in my thigh-highs.
Stay safe, Stay sexy
Your local happy hoe Beau xox
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“Great article and beautifully written. It makes such a difference to our experience as a client that the lady is doing this job because she enjoys the lifestyle that it gives her and not just for the money to be made. ”
“Love this! Such a fun, honest read, totally flips the usual narrative about sex work. You sound genuinely happy and confident, and it’s awesome to see someone owning their life like this. Keep shining girl! ?”
“Well written Beau! Being individual is what it's all about, break the mold, have fun, enjoy your job and more importantly enjoy life. Keep being that happy hoe! XoX”
“Well said Beau. And glad you are happy and enjoy yourself. I would love to enjoy my job. But unfortunately the only good thing is the money ”
“There’s so much power in doing work on your own terms! I love how you’ve reframed sex work not as something to be pitied or judged (because, apparently we all have daddy issues or something), but as something that can be full of laughter, choice, creativity, and confidence.”
“Love this babe, Only thing that's missing is how awesome the people you work with are. ;)..... Sex workers have changed dramatically in the past 20 years. Modern sex workers are empowered, business-minded, and safety-focused. Many run their own business and use social media to connect directly with clients. There’s also a growing emphasis on consent, professionalism, and community support. Today’s sex workers are diverse, educated, and often outspoken advocates for rights, respect, and equality”
“ Well written Beau and gives a different perspective from the stereotypical view. May your "Buffet Of Humanity" be unlimited with no dodgy prawns!”
“Okay but WHY did I laugh, cheer, and want to be your best friend all at once? ? You make empowerment sound like a damn vibe. Love this energy! Can we make “happy hoe energy” a lifestyle brand already? ?”
“Absolutely love this!! A lot of people see this life as very black and white, or we had to have something "tragic" happen to us and we have no choice but to work. But a lot of women choose this line of work because of the empowerment it gives us. Firm boundaries and body confidence are the best lessons I've learnt.”
“I love your authenticity & natural creative writing flair - I resonate with all of these points Beau! For me it’s genuine connection & honesty, freedom of more time most struggle to achieve!! If a client walks out happy,then I’m happy ?”
“I do agree with everything said in this blog, however I have to say, point number 5 really resonates with me. I feel like a lot of the time these men come in to see us and they arrive here like broken lost souls that have lost their faith in humanity due to being burned or rejected by women... It really makes me feel good to restore their faith in people, and in particular, women - by giving them a genuine service - and by this I mean genuinely listening to their story and adding my perspective... treating them like an equal (and then some) for an hour or so... and they leave with a totally different outlook. Often times the booking might have been the only thing that kept them from resentment or depression for the days following... and who knows what the ripple effects of this could be throughout the rest of their lives? ”
“Yes Beau, I couldn't agree more, so well said. The perception of our industry versus the reality is worlds apart. I do believe that you do need to be a stronger soul to do the work that we do, but it's so rewarding on multiple levels. The sisterhood that we have in here is like no other place I've ever worked. We look out for each other and help each other to rise up to be the best versions of ourselves and as a team, plus we have a lot of fun along the way.”
“I absolutely adore this write up! You've hit the nail on the head about this kind of work and I'm so glad to see so many girls feel the same. This work is fun, funny and freeing. I love playing dress up every day and feeling like the sexiest version of myself.”
“Your Star Trek foot guy had me snort-laughing—last week I had a punter ask if we had a “Captain’s chair” for his Klingon fantasy. The ladies are absolute legends with the banter, and yeah, we’re all Swiss-army knives of vibes. Keep owning it, queen.”
“I really enjoyed your blog, I enjoyed reading it and even laughed. Thank you for showing our work from another point of view and the benefits that this lifestyle offers, making it completely natural for those who still have so many mixed thoughts about our work. Thank youu so much?”
“I really loved this post, it’s honest, funny, and so full of confidence. It’s nice to see someone talk about sex work in such a positive and empowering way. ✨?”
“There’s something refreshing about how she writes: open, witty, and confident without apology. It breaks the stereotype and shows sex work can also be empowering, joyful, and even beautiful in its own way. Not for everyone, but undeniably her truth ?”
“Chuckling at the relatability as it’s all so true! Get to glamour up with cute dresses, makeup, see lovely clients who are kind and fun, get to work with a sisterhood of lovely intelligent women all while others misunderstand the industry. Great read x ”
“A great read! A job that works for you and makes others very happy is a win, win :-) ”
“Thank you for writing down all the things I try to tell people when they ask why I love this job. I love being able to work when I want to work, and connect with so many people. I couldn't imagine going back to any other job now”
“Thank you, Beau, for your fantastic blog about the SW community. I really appreciate how you’ve helped dispel the myths and shed light on what it’s truly like to work in this field. We’re so lucky to have such a close community where we can form genuine friendships. So many people are curious about our lifestyle and work, and it’s great to see more blogs, books, and podcasts now sharing our stories and experiences.”
“""Like, sing-in-the-shower, twirl-in-my-lingerie, smile-at-strangers happy." ??? I tell my clients I love this job because of the flexibility of the hours and its a stimulating (quite literally) job not one shift is the same and I love it. ”
“This was such a fun and refreshing read! Your humor and confidence shine through every line. I love how you’ve shown the real, human, and joyful side of sex work in such a lighthearted way. Thank you for sharing your world with so much wit and warmth, it genuinely made me smile.”
“Absolutely love this, Beau! Your honesty and humor are everything. It’s so refreshing to see someone talk about sex work with pride, joy, and confidence ,no shame, just pure empowerment. The part about being your own boss and bringing happiness to others really hit home. Thanks for reminding everyone that this work can be beautiful, smart, and full of heart. ?✨”
“Beau, thank you for providing your perspective of this role. Most people think this jobs comes with a lot of cons however for me and many other working girls it’s the complete opposite. I absolutely love my job!! ”
“Beau, I love this blog. You are right on the money with this, it’s crazy how empowering and confident this line of work can make us. We definitely don’t have the world’s smallest violin playing for us, we are living our best lives and grabbing life (and clients) by the balls. Consider me a happy hoe too. Xx”
“This is so good! Fave parts - we are the swiss army knives of emotional intelligence... Love that concept, and loooooove that you are laughing all the way to the bank in your thigh highs, more power to you girl!”
“Oh my gosh, I absolutely love this — it’s so beautifully written! I’ve met so many kind and genuine people, both men and women, through my time in this industry. I love the flexibility it gives me to work around my lifestyle — and getting to wear cute outfits every day is such a fun bonus!”
“Love this Beau such a pleasure to read ? The sex industry feels like a world within our world, so great to have insight from a workers point of view. And like you said it may not be everyone but like you I find it empowering filled with so many moments of real human connection. It definitely provides a safe space for people to connect and explore. Adele Love xo ”
“WOW Beau this is insanely well written!! I could not have said it better myself I definitely agree with all your statements, A sex worker is definitely labelled and put into a category that something is wrong or that we can't get a "typical" job but that is definitely not the case we are actually all pretty smart and beautiful. Sex is something we all do so why not make a job out of it? We are all having sex anyway so why not get paid for it.. That's working smarter, The only regret I have is not finding Langtrees sooner!! ”
“Work It Baby ... Own It ... Own It (line from the movie Pretty Woman) which you have captured in your words. Loved how relatable and raw you wrote it truly made me smile reading how happy you are with YOUR lifes choices.”
“ Hey—just wanted to say: your post felt like sunshine. You write with this grounded joy that makes everything slow down a little. The way you talk about autonomy, boundaries, and the quiet craft of making people feel seen—that’s beautiful. It takes courage to own your path with humour and heart, and you do it with both. The part about being the Swiss-army knife of emotional intelligence? Nailed it. And the “triple espresso” line—chef’s kiss. I love how you’ve framed sex work as care, consent, and connection. That’s not just refreshing—it’s generous. You’re lifting the curtain without bitterness, and it makes the room kinder for everyone who walks in after you. If you ever want a calm, respectful plus-one in your corner—someone who gets the value of privacy, good conversation, and showing up without judgement—I’m your guy. I’m the quiet laugh in the back row, the warm drink after a long night, and the steady “you’ve got this” when the world gets noisy. Thanks for writing this. Stay safe, stay happy—and keep twirling. It looks good on you.”
“Wow women empowerment i love Great blog xx looking forward to meeting you xx Amanda”
“This was such a good read, Beau. We love the pride and empowerment ladies feel in their work. I think a large portion of people have a certain view of the industry, which is largely an outdated and (quite frankly) ignorant view. I hope people see this blog and realise just how electrifying, accommodating, and all around awesome this industry can be. <3 x”
“Loved every word — insightful, cheeky, and so you! Knowing you and seeing you this happy just makes it all the better. Keep shining, you’re kind of addictive to read ?”
“Beau! I really love this post! Im genuinely proud of my work in this industry. As you said, making clients happy; genuinely making their day, their first time, their first tine since *a tradgedy/surgery/some unforeseen celibacy* it really makes me happy. It’s also really opened my eyes to body confidence in myself and my clients too. We’re all weird and wonderful and we should all respect and enjoy eachothers! Thanks for sharing ? you’re a hot triple espresso id drink any day xxx”
“Very nice blog, thanks for sharing your thoughts beautiful. I also love my job, the flexibility and the comfortable life I build through the years to myself. Only recommendations I can give the girls are in the industry very new, please save your money and look after your mental health doing exercises and eating healthy. Xoxo”
“I love this! It's so refreshing to see such a positive and hilarious take on the many perks of working in such a unique industry. And also showing what real empowerment is by, knowing what you want, setting boundaries, and actually enjoying what you do. So so good Beau x”
“Love this blog ❤️ thanks beautiful beau xx Roxy ”
“YES YES YES!!!! Everything about this is amazing! I love my job for these exact reasons and many more ”
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