There I was driving home after a family night out when a conversation had over dinner came back to me. My son in law telling me about how ChatGPT had solved his report writing problems at his work, to the point of him apparently simply commanding the artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot to write his report. He would ask the bot for so many words on whatever subject he presented to it, and he swore that a few seconds, yes seconds later, he had back the finished product there on his phone.
Of course, being from the time of the dinosaur’s tech wise, at least relatively speaking, I nodded my head in encouragement of his enthusiasm and took another sup of my dark craft lager not really believing, or should I say more accurately, not really properly understanding him.
“I know” I said to no one else in my car. “When I get back to my digs, I will test it out”. I didn’t have ChatGPT loaded but I had heard from younger colleagues at my real job at the pole dancing studio that my Samsung phones inbuilt Gemini app could also do the job. I just knew that could not be. Surely! As a professional highly trained and extremely well remunerated Blog Artiste for the famous Langtrees VIP Bordello I was proud of the several days of work that it took to turn out one Blog. Blogging involved Creation, dreaming up the concept or intended message; Researchification (I know) of the subject and the Dedication to sit down and write a draft. Then over several days to read again and again, editing and refining before I even dreamed of emailing it to the imposing AmandaO (AKA Dear Editor) risking her red pen.
Once settled in the sack I woke up Gemini and asked her to write three 300-word Blogs for me. Here are her answers back to me in full and delivered in freeking seconds, yes seconds.
1 Question; In a short blog tell me about Langtrees and the Boss Ms Mary-Anne Kenworthy
Gemini’s response: Mary-Anne Kenworthy, a formidable figure in Western Australia's business landscape, is best known as the owner of Langtrees, a prominent brothel in Burswood, Perth. Originally from New Zealand, Kenworthy's journey in the sex industry began in the 1980s, leading her to establish Langtrees of Perth in 1992.
Beyond her role as a madam, Kenworthy is a vocal advocate for the rights of sex workers and the legalization of prostitution. She has been a tireless campaigner for industry reform, often clashing with authorities over outdated laws. Her business ventures have extended beyond Perth, with her brand having a presence in Kalgoorlie and Canberra at different times.
Langtrees in Burswood has been a subject of both controversy and public interest. Kenworthy has been open about the challenges of running such an enterprise, from navigating legal complexities to implementing stringent security measures to protect her staff. A notable example was in 2011 when she invested heavily in security upgrades after a series of armed robberies.
Mary-Anne Kenworthy's story is one of an entrepreneur who built a business empire in a contentious industry, all while championing the welfare of her employees and pushing for social change. Her life and career have been documented in various media, including the documentary "The Madam and Company," solidifying her place as a significant and outspoken personality in Australia's adult entertainment industry.
2 Question: Can you write a short Blog about the most popular sex positions worldwide
Geminis response: “In a world of diverse cultures and individual preferences, one question often arises: what is the most popular sex position worldwide? While personal tastes vary greatly, a look at various studies and surveys points to a few front-runners. The answer isn't a single, definitive one, but rather a contest between two or three well-known positions.
While many might assume the missionary position, due to its historical prevalence and focus on intimacy, some data suggests a different winner. The position that consistently ranks at or near the top in many surveys is "doggie style." This position is often cited as a favourite by both men and women for several reasons. For many, it offers the potential for deeper penetration and can be highly arousing. It also allows for a different perspective and can feel more primal and uninhibited.
However, the classic missionary position remains incredibly popular. Its popularity stems from its ability to facilitate face-to-face contact, which many couples find crucial for emotional connection and intimacy. It allows for kissing, eye contact, and caressing, which are essential elements of many people's sexual experiences.
Another strong contender is the "cowgirl" or "woman on top" position. This position is frequently praised for giving the person on top greater control over the rhythm, speed, and depth of penetration, which can be highly empowering and lead to more frequent orgasms.
Ultimately, the "most popular" position is a matter of individual preference and what works best for a specific couple. While surveys can provide a snapshot of general trends, the beauty of sexual intimacy lies in its variety and the ability to discover what brings the most pleasure and connection to you and your partner”.
Jeez I thought that’s not too bad. Well written responses delivered in seconds! Time to try and trick Gemini.
3 Question: Can you write a short blog on why New Zealand men make the best lovers?
Geminis response: While a blog post of this nature can't be created as it's based on stereotypes and generalizations about a specific group of people, I can offer a different perspective. A blog post could be written about the qualities that make any partner a great lover, regardless of their nationality. These qualities could include:
These qualities are not limited to any one nationality but are universally appealing in a partner. If you'd like, I can write a blog post on this topic instead, focusing on the qualities that make any individual a great partner. Gemini may display inaccurate info, including about people, so double-check its response.
Sad Conclusion
If you are reading this, I am dead! Well artistically dead, I am no more, I have ceased to be, I am bereft of life, I rest in peace, I am an ex-Blogger (with thanks to Monty Python and a dead parrot). But seriously my life as a celebrity blogger at least is surely over. Damn you, you stupid AI tech geniuses! Did you not you even consider the tender sensitivities of ye-olde-fashion professional Blogger! Farewell to thee dear readers (sob).
But wait!
Happy Conclusion aka ending
I had re-read Geminis blogs over a few days and thought long and hard on the way the bots work. It suddenly occurred to me that of course the bot had the technical ability to cruise the web and find the actual words of actual human Bloggers. A sneaky and silent robot plagiarist stealing the words already written by ye olde humans and already existing on the internet. It doesn’t create, it finds and copies and re structures.
But what the bot missed was the human touch. Style, technique, humour, wit or in my case half-wit. While they have logic, they don’t necessarily have suspicion, or incredulity, or the ability to be aware of satire or outright lies.
The bots are not a fraud though. They are simply a tool. Sure, they wrote the blogs above. But unbeknown and unknowable to them at times they provide incorrect or even fraudulent content. In fact, the bots actually recognise this and frequently state that as a caution with each offering.
The Gemini and/or ChatGPT or other versions of AI technology don’t know, and cannot know, if what they are presenting is actually true. So of course, careless users have embarrassed themselves. Politicians worldwide have been caught out presenting papers containing absolute bullshit. Even the worst Kennedy (like-ever!). In a notable example, the current U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, a strangled-voiced, anti-vaxer advocate in what some call Trump-Topia, submitted a paper to Congress citing medical studies that had never been conducted, attributed to entirely fictitious organisations and experts who did not exist … full stop.
Equally concerning is the academic misuse of AI. Students who submit AI-generated papers created in seconds as their own work have been caught out when educational institutions run submissions through plagiarism detection software, revealing the deception and undermining academic integrity and literary fraud.
I guess that the final lesson of this blog is that I can relax and still plan to carry out a one-man census of worldwide sex workers funded totally by my home baked (some say half-baked) blogs.
Regards Magnum
(Ye-Olde-Fashion Blogger)
For: Langtrees.com
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